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Our beloved super-star-singer is doing it again! He's been asked to sing the National Anthem for the Cleveland Indians! Davey will be performing his tribute to our awesome country Thursday, July 26 when the Tribe take on the Boston Red Sox. AND as if that wasn't enough (and he doesn't screw-up) he will do it once again on Wednesday, August 29.
So please rise and sing along with the sweet sounds of Davey Horowitz.

Here is Kazakhstan's National Anthem:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!